Roasted - Thanksgiving 2024

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We have a lot of mouths to feed this Thanksgiving Day. Fortunately, we've cooked a lot of meat, and more is being spit to put in the roaster.

I've just come out of the roaster, and Fawn and Toni have volunteered to carry me to the countertop and pull out the spit prior to prepping me like the others before me.

Sonja is lending a hand, running a spit through Billie. She'll then tie Billie's ankles to the pole and get some help carrying Billie to the roaster.

Four of us have already been cooked and prepped; Denise, Irina, Stephy, and me (Dee). Yes, that's a second helping of me.

Why do they put an apple in the mouth of a roasted pig?
To make it look happy.
Why did I stick a carrot in the pussy of each roasted woman?
Same reason.

Happy Thanksgiving Day everyone, even if it's not a holiday where you are. You're still welcome to enjoy the food.